T to tha C

According to Detroit News, Timmy Chang has signed with the Detroit Lions to be their fifth quarterback. Coach Steve Mariucci kinda hints that Chang won't really be seeing playing time and might get cut anyway.

He could end up on the practice squad if Mariucci likes what he sees from now until the final cuts Sept. 4.

"We're taking a look, if we choose to add another quarterback," Mariucci said. "We want to take a good look at him and see how he learns our offense -- if he's a candidate to bring back at another time. We've seen him play on film in a very exciting offense. He's been productive."

Those motherfuckers, just toying with Timmy's emotions! Well, let's hope they give Timmy chance.

In current Warriors news, June Jones has chosen Jason Ferguson to return punts while freshmen Michael Washington and JoPierre Davis will return kicks. Can't wait to see these guys, especially Washington, who once ran a 4.27 forty.

In USC news, coach Pete Carroll is intrigued by what Jerry Glanville will do on defense. I hope we sack Matt Leinart like twenty times goddammit. Akpan! Akpan! Akpan!

And did anybody see Chad Owens play tonight? He was decent except for the fumble and that mental mistake where he let the punt drop and then he picked it up at the 2 yard line only to step out of bounds. When he was at UH he would every now and then go mento and do something silly like that, especially when he was younger and more crazy. But he made up for it later. Let's hope he gets his mentoness out of the way in the preseason so he can show suckas how it's done on the regulah.

In other news, did you know Michael Bass is now playing for Division I-AA Montana State? When the hell did that happen? Must've been when I was in my coma.