Boise's New Uniforms

I came down with a nasty stomach virus this weekend and it was not pretty. I was the human version of a Diet Coke bottle when you drop in the Mentos. Thankfully I've mostly recovered, but I almost succumbed to another wave of nausea when I saw Boise State's new uniforms this morning.



What the hell. Excuse me for a second.

Okay. What's with the butt handles?

Our frenemies over at OBNUG (who by the way have fancy new digs) have posted their opinions of the new uniforms.

Fail: Shoulder flair.

Actual conversation between Nike employees.

Employee #1: Here are the new Boise State jerseys. What do you think?

Employee #2: Sweet! They're completely blue for home and white for away. I love monochrome! But I don't know about those shoulder pads. They seem to be missing something.

Employee #1: You mean, like, gray?

Employee #2: No, I don't think that's it. I know! Random pieces of fabric that look like inside-out clavicles!

Employee #1: Brilliant!

Employee #2: Brilliant!

Phil Knight: Back to work on those translucent Oregon uniforms!

They also have nice things to say too. What do you think?