Top Ten Joe Tiller Excuses

If you thought you heard all of Joe Tiller's excuses about why Purdue will lose to Hawaii, you haven't heard the half of it. In honor of Dave Letterman, a native of Indiana and the best late night talk show host on the air, here's a top ten list of Joe Tiller excuses if Purdue happens to lose to Hawaii:

10. Hawaii's black uniforms give them an unfair advantage at night.

9. The Old Oaken Bucket gave him a splinter.

8. Found out Magnum P.I. is a fictional character, which demoralized his mustache.

7. Couldn't find turducken on Thanksgiving, had to settle for Spamducken.

6. Hawaii fans are biased towards Hawaii.

5. The haka is too intimidating. Just ask Louisiana Tech.

4. Hawaii's receivers don't have pre-determined routes, which is completely unfair on the defense.

3. The beautiful weather in Hawaii demoralized the Purdue players and coaches, because they know they have to leave after the game.

2. Hawaii tackles too hard.

And the number one Joe Tiller excuse....

1. Couldn't fire up the team because he was too busy whining to the media.

Thanks Paul. Sorry if I offended any Purdue fans. I'm just looking forward to a great game, and hopefully your coach will too.

GO WARRIORS!!!!